You see, I have been paying my water bill directly to her ever since I moved here many moons ago. You know, the thing that tells you how many units of water you’ve used; I don’t know how to read it. Apparently, she doesn’t give a pig’s tail about Saturday mornings, especially when she wants to scam me. You don’t think I could have used that much water in a month, do you? Well, neither do I, so I cut my sleep short and went to check the water thing.

Source: The Star May 28, 2022 16:02 UTC