Win a vote of no confidence14. Correct any of the absolute bollocks he's written and said over the years and which others still repeat(Image: PA)21. Stop people re-reading the Vote Leave leaflets which promiseda 4-year, cross-party negotiation run by experts from business, law and civil society33. Build any bridgesVideo Loading Video Unavailable Click to play Tap to play The video will start in 8 Cancel Play now61. Inspire one iota of respect from anybodyAnd the one thing that only Boris has the magic touch, the innate skills, the inarguable destiny, to do, and which he really WILL do?

Source: Daily Mirror June 14, 2019 12:12 UTC