“You poor, poor sob. But your generation will believe anything.”“Sir, the moon landing happened in your generation, not mine.”“Tomato, tomato. “You’re right, sir,” I told him, placing a hand lightly on his shoulder. “No wonder I believe you should be considered for that moon trip.”“But you got part of it wrong, sir. Unless you were drinking 44-year-old bottles of Cola, you had no reason to shake your butts like that.”Inspector Tembo then got a far-off look.

Source: The Star December 13, 2020 14:15 UTC