However, before you get all excited about the trip to his rural home, there are few things you must appreciate. First, you should know that the village Mr Fancy Pants hails from lies in the bowels of poverty and uncivilisation. He drives a Mercedes Benz in the city, but his mum and grandmama ride on jiggers and cracked soles. Allow your eyes to wander, when you don’t see anything that resembles the little girls’ room, don’t even ask for it when pressed. And ask for a recipe, always ask for a recipe.

Source: Standard Digital December 13, 2020 13:41 UTC