You hear them saying: “He’ll win somehow, he’ll build a wall round New York and say it’s part of Egypt so their votes don’t count. "He’ll give the vote to fleas and say they all voted for him. So he’ll be sent to prison, to be reunited with most of his old team from the White House. When they’re all captured, he’ll tell them: “Who’s going to pay for the wall, YOU’RE going to pay for the wall.” And he’ll be back in solitary for his own safety. If that happens we should all be dignified, and spend five days drinking cheap cider and dancing naked in fountains, for this will be the day we remembered what it was like for things to get better.

Source: Daily Mirror October 31, 2020 19:32 UTC