In the week of the Cheltenham Festival, here is The Times’ breakdown on who is being paraded around a ring while carrying a man in a silk shirt, and who deserves a whipping. THE WINNERS▲ Roy Keane: God bless the old sourpuss. His incredulity was directed at José Mourinho after a bizarre interview following the FC Rostov kickabout. Mourinho ranted about how his players were having to play nigh-on two games a week and some were close to collapse. Hence, he started a sort of banana baton relay to revitalise Marcos Rojo.

Source: The Times March 17, 2017 12:01 UTC