So while it is funny that Bea thinks a song about keeping your genitals tidy for visitors is a ditty about bananas, I can only laugh until truer feelings come up. As some readers might remember, he was teaching Bea the lyrics to “Train in Vain” when she was two. So I am keeping up my Liberty-printed fort of teddy bear picnics and farm-animal-themed soundtracks for as long as I can. Actually, it might be a song about unintended eventual motherhood, but let’s leave that pee stick aside for now. Dance music behemoth David Guetta’s “Hey Mama,” featuring the pornographic vocal stylings of Nicki Minaj, is decidedly not a song about motherhood.

Source: National Post August 09, 2016 19:18 UTC