We Conducted A Séance With Micheal Jackson, Here’s What He Told Us Share:PAYING someone to conduct a séance of a dead celebrity is cheaper than you’d think, so after our successful séances with Diana (yes, the Queen ordered it) and the Queen (the bitch deserved it), WWN turns its attention to pop star Michael Jackson. With the help expert clairvoyant Claire Voyant (changed her name by deed poll) we hoped to connect with the Thriller singer and get answers to questions about the most controversial aspects of his life. WWN: “No, Michael Jackson of the Jackson Five?”MJ: “I was one of the brothers alright but wouldn’t know anything about us being called the Jackson Five, some cunts called us Microphone Heads on account of the curly afros we were sporting”. Did you speak with a disturbingly soft voice and retreat into a world of performative childlike wonder?”MJ: “No this Michael Jackson, Jackson Building Supplies, Castleblayney.”EDITOR’S NOTE: Claire Voyant Clairvoyant Services do not issue refunds. Even if you clearly requested a séance with a specific, well known person and not someone she knows from the locality.

Source: Ethiopian News November 01, 2023 00:25 UTC