An educated man, probably the most educated in this neck of the woods, and we buried him on a Sunday. But then a very educated man died. But bishops are busy too, so this one said the only day he’s available to bury this educated man, is Sunday. In the part of Kenya where this educated man is from, you would be forgiven to think that nobody cares that this is a funeral. People don’t wear dark suits to this funeral because it is a funeral; they wear dark suits because all the suits in their closets are dark.

Source: Standard Digital April 22, 2018 07:07 UTC