• Electric iron: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”. • Carpenter electric drill: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill”. • Pangkulay sa buhok: “Do not use as an ice cream topping”. • Hagan Ice Cream: “Caution: Ice Cream is cold!”• Nakasulat sa side ng coffee cup: “Warning: Hot beverages are hot!”• Soy Milk: “Shake well and buy often”. Mahaba ang instruction pero sa last paragraph ay may ganitong statement: Give it to your wife, it’s her job.

Source: Philippine Star February 23, 2021 15:56 UTC