We regularly help maintain the beauty standards of our great nation by churning out devilishly handsome chaps and ladies whose hips refuse to lie. We have provided the country with several lunatics, some of them even politicians, and nobody can dispute their immense meme potential. And this is before we factor in how many media houses would go out of print if we convinced ‘Kakamega man’ and ‘Busia woman’ to stop providing Pulizer-worthy content. They made slick, unfriendly comments about Patanisho, the final of our three institutions of power (in addition to Afya Centre and the Posho Mill). We will talk.”At least we have the balls to take those witches to the court of public opinion.

Source: Daily Nation October 07, 2022 22:46 UTC