An obese ISIS 'mufti' arrested in Iraq is so heavy that he had to be loaded onto the back of a truck to be transported. Shifa al-Nima, considered one of the biggest captures in recent months, was hauled from his Mosul bolthole by Iraqi security forces after he was discovered. The ancient shrine was thought to be the final resting place of the prophet by both Christians and Muslims. 'That he is obese, this immobile and this humiliated is yet another blow to ISIS imbeciles who thought God was with them. 'Cue: Jabba the Hutt jokes.

Source: Daily Mail January 17, 2020 10:20 UTC