You see that ‘ka-chiq’you keep breaking up with, yeah that one (the Instagram diva) finally gets pregnant with twins. She actually hates your 'Instagram diva’ since “she's lazy and proud”. You hate that receptionist you've been flirting with before your 'come we stay' engagement with your 'Instagram diva'. If you ask me, I would rather be single and happy than fat, miserable and married to the wrong woman for the wrong reason. No friends, in debt, living with a nagging woman obsessed with taking selfies and two kids about to pop out.

Source: Standard Digital May 29, 2016 07:05 UTC