Before you order some KFC Cheetos chicken, know this: The sauce is the shade of orange that cartoons use for toxic waste. But after thirsty and slightly puffy, the feeling you’ll be left with after eating a Cheetos sandwich is cynicism. In the early part of this decade, stunt food used to be stuntier. KFC was the ringleader, though, with its Double Down, the stunt food against which all stunt foods will be measured. By comparison, the Cheetos sandwich is pretty lazy.

Source: Washington Post July 17, 2019 17:03 UTC