Video will play in Play now Don't auto playNever auto playI first met East Coast farmer and raconteur, Graeme Williams, about a dozen or so years ago. He was a mate of Grant 'Disaster' McMaster, the bloke who did the dog trail report on my broadcasting alma mater, Hokonui Radio. Legend has it they both attended Flock House near Bulls back in the day, where they collectively drove the legendary principal JJ Stewart mad. More than half the population of Poverty Bay wanders through the gates during the show. Normally when I front up around the country, I demand a game of golf as the carrot to get me on the plane.

Source: New Zealand Herald November 23, 2016 03:34 UTC