At the supermarket, Fluffy called, 'Baby Jesus, come and look at these beans!' In return, Fluffy calls me Baby Jesus. “Now you look even more like Baby Jesus!” Then she made me get up and look at myself in the mirror. “It’s Baby Jesus,” I called into the entryphone in the street outside a friend’s flat. “Baby Jesus!” she cried.

Source: The Guardian July 09, 2016 05:26 UTC