From murderous Wimbledon fans to disrupted fairies and indistinct dinosaurs, here Etan Smallman looks at some of the finest . ‘THERE WILL BE SEVERE DISRUPTION TO FAIRIES’THE sense of BBC Breakfast’s weather presenter Carol Kirkwood’s gale warning was rather lost in translation. That turned into: ‘An ordering counsel was made that Parliament be Pro Road.’ We wouldn’t want an anti-road Parliament. ‘HERE’S PRINCE HARRY AND HEZBOLLAH’In 2017, Jeremy Corbyn sent his congratulations to newly engaged Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. ‘A portion of fruit’ became rather less appetising as the BBC reported we should be eating seven portions a day.

Source: Daily Mail October 14, 2019 23:03 UTC