First and foremost, I will learn Hindi. Because, very soon, from national language, it will become global language, to language spoken in the entire universe, including black holes. I will turn the other way when students watch ‘Tu Cheez Badi Hai Mast Mast’. Further, the people who come to eat at my stall will be gently guided into our institutes to learn Hindi. For relaxation, I will munch on self-made pakoras, and walk by the many, many lakes our cities will boast of soon enough, careful to avoid the intermittent mines of gau doo-doo along the walkways.

Source: The Hindu September 27, 2018 06:57 UTC