Welcome to the poo-spattered blast zone at the centre of the new season of the Not-So-Secret Life of Four Year Olds, known to its detractors as the Westminster Blubble. To earn that kind of cash, Boris Johnson would need to write his £250,000-a-year 'chicken feed' newspaper column for 16,000 years. And someone has given the board over to narcissistic, less-than fully-formed humans who are barely able to button their shirts. What keeps them playing nicely with us is the very likely consequence of being booted from power if they don't. It's not hard for mostly-functioning adults to teach their little ones the basics of empathy, listening, and thinking.

Source: Daily Mirror November 16, 2020 12:03 UTC