Well, you said your vows were going to be funny, I don’t know why mine can’t have one little joke. We’ll have to downgrade our plans for a dream home to a dream cardboard box under an overpass. Don’t start your vows, I’m not done yet! Let’s take a minute to unpack that, because I am a woman, a strong, confid — well, maybe not confident. Everyone, please “Cha-Cha Slide” on over to the reception hall and meet us back here in, say, half an hour.

Source: New York Times September 22, 2016 16:41 UTC