Ryan, on the other hand, is like that old jar of anchovies lying forgotten in the dim recesses of the kitchen cupboard - his lid is firmly screwed shut. Once people start getting ickily emotional - once they let their anchovies run free - anarchy ensues. Kids stuffA WEST End reader overheard a Sauvignon-swilling woman in an Ashton Lane bar musing on the grim passage of time. “You know you’re getting old,” she told the folk with her, “when your friends start having kids on purpose.”Hard copyA CHAP visiting his grown son asked if he had a newspaper. A near hysterical chap told his doctor: “You have to help me.

Source: The Herald September 08, 2023 16:29 UTC