Men remember the days when you were a kid and had to be in before dark and in bed by 9pm? Over time I have realised Kenyan men need to be under 24 hour supervision and not because they are toddlers and are vulnerable to perverts, but because them themselves are the perverts and we need to tame that wondering eye to ensure that we still have a man to procreate with come tomorrow. ALSO READ: Things that men find outrightly unromanticWith late nights and alcohol, anything can happen. Falling asleep on a train and not waking up until whoop whoop. But Kenyan men don’t understand that aspect, they feel like entitled toddlers that have a right to come home at the time they please.

Source: Standard Digital February 02, 2018 12:00 UTC