Public health officials in Meerut were forced to hijack a Shramik Special train to chase the monkey and retrieve the coronavirus samples. But the media started spreading fake news that the trains had lost their way. The trains hadn’t lost their way — it was the media that lost its way, and turned into vultures that, in turn, morphed into Prophets of Doom. And then, as if on cue, a huge army of locusts invaded India — from Pakistan, where else? Papa, what is Uncle doing to Aunty’s face?”I quickly minimise the screen before things between Uncle and Aunty escalate any further.

Source: The Hindu June 06, 2020 10:31 UTC