The last we heard from the Beasleys was two weeks ago when Constance (Mrs) announced she’d locked Horace in the garage for becoming dangerously besotted with “Hot Yoey”, Kim Jong-un’s sister. Silent too was Dr Frank, who had previously delivered a gushing eulogy to Hot Yoey that bordered on the obscene. I conclude that poor Horace is still languishing in the garage, devoid of TV, his smartphone batteries dead, with only fading memories of Sweet Yingsy and Hot Yoey to keep him company. I implore Constance (Mrs) to show some compassion and slip a fresh battery beneath the garage door. Horace can catch up with his next goddess-in-waiting on Youtube and the alternative media.

Source: The Nation Bangkok February 26, 2018 18:00 UTC