Starbucks – the unfathomably woke coffee empire that takes up 90% of local real estate – just did America a massive favor on the eve of 2026. I'm giving Starbucks props, which is so against everything I stand for I can't even believe what I'm saying. Now, to be fair, equally woke ChatGPT tells me that there are, roughly, 17,000 Starbucks locations in America as of Dec. 2025. But that doesn't change the fact that Starbucks is overpriced, way too strong of a brew, and, again, insufferably woke. Fair is fair, and I have to be fair here.

Source: Fox News December 31, 2025 15:18 UTC