We're coming after criminals and beneficiariesOPINION/SATIRE: The first shots have been fired in what is shaping up to be a turf war between two competing parliamentary gangs. The two parliamentary gangs have in the past enjoyed an uneasy truce, at one time banding together under the Mighty Nats' former leader Jim 'Bruiser' Bolger. But that strained alliance ended in acrimony and blood on the floor of Parliament when Bolger's successor, Jenny 'The Chopper' Shipley, ordered a hit on Infamous leader 'Wily' Win Peters. "Under 'Wily' Win Peters' leadership the New Zealand Firsters had virtually cornered the lucrative market in beneficiary-bashing, talking tough on crime and dealing in home-spun wisecracks" explains parliamentary gang expert Gilbert Dilbert. To be recorded by long-time affiliates Paula and the Paulettes, here reproduced are the lyrics:LEADER OF THE NATSIs she really going to vote for him?

Source: Stuff November 01, 2019 01:52 UTC