And at home everybody bullied everybody else due to the karma generated by all the bullying they suffered out in the real world. Now, in this post-bully world, what could satisfy our nasty needs? I believe scholars will tell you it goes back to when people were being nasty about Jesus' beard and sourdough. So we see news headlines on Stuff trumpeting the fact your dog is cleaner than a hipster's beard because saying "dirtier than a dog" is vintage bullying. So next time you're about to bash a hipster, remember, some of your friends and family might be hipsters.

Source: Stuff April 24, 2019 16:01 UTC