Possible reactions:“What is Tab?” It’s a soft drink — or pop, as we say up here because we’re idiosyncratic and quirky — aimed at the dieter. If you drank Tab, you would be slender and marriageable. Next week it’ll be the other way around and I’ll buy the other one.”“Thank you for making my life and job seem empty and meaningless.”“My pleasure.”What killed Tab? The can opener with the hallowed old brand engraved on one side: Shasta. In a few years we’ll read a story about Tab fans importing the stuff from Mexico, where it’s still legal.

Source: The Star October 25, 2020 18:56 UTC