Pity poor Leo Varadkar. It was just crêpe - horrendously uneven and thinner and yellower than the skin on Monty Burns’s withered face. It was virtually translucent and ridiculously small, barely occupying half of the weird bowl/plate hybrid it was served in. But the pancake was only the start of Leo’s last supper of sadness before “an uber healthy 40 days”. Even the terrible food pics Donald Trump has posted on Twitter look more appealing Leo’s trial dressed as a treat.

Source: The Irish Times February 14, 2018 11:03 UTC