Well one Dunedin man actually did, and it landed him in court. For the boysA man with a serious commitment to his mediocre rugby team helped them lose the final while wearing his home-detention anklet. One polarising social media influencer named her three children Malibu Barbie, Elvis and Aquaman. Thankfully, Malibu Barbie and Aquaman will never have this issue. Life lesson: Don’t deface property, but if you must, make it clever.

Source: Otago Daily Times January 06, 2026 15:38 UTC