A men’s swear group sets about blazing a trail. I'll make something up) a urinal of men giving each other s***, it means they are having the time of their lives. Trailfund.org.nz has kindly stumped up $1500, but 8km of single track and seven trails (this one, Bermageddon, is the seventh) later, volunteer hours would be in the bajillions. Slightly overweight middle-aged white men riding mountain bikes. They don't need no stinking gradients.

Source: Otago Daily Times December 04, 2016 17:53 UTC