Please — for the sake of your well-being, reputation and the U.S. healthcare system — do not throw a pot of boiling water into the wind if the wind is blowing at you. If you read this story and suddenly feel inspired, please take two seconds to think about your surroundings and about whether you really want your buddy Instagramming what you’re about to do.

Source: Los Angeles Times January 30, 2019 23:48 UTC