Since I don’t perform well, I’ve been faking the report forms I hand in to my father.”“Oh, boy. Since schools are about to open, the school sent last year’s end-of-year report form directly to him.”“Lemme guess. Today my father went to school to find out what’s going on.”“And when he gets back, you’ll be singing through your buttocks.” I shake my head. Say I killed someone.”“And that will help how?”“It’ll make him forget about the report forms. See, I went to school to find out why the end-of-year report showed him doing poorer than the other report forms.

Source: The Star October 18, 2020 03:00 UTC