“2020: Fury Road,” some things have changed (the president) and others have not (the pandemic, lack of will to change out of pajamas). But enough small talk: I’ve got hot takes on some cold pizzas. I’m happy to present to you the irrefutable, infallible and 100% correct Frozen Pizza Power Rankings. When you’re sitting there hungry, waiting for that first slice to scorch the roof of your mouth, thus ruining all future slices, every minute counts. Here are the pizzas, from best- to worst-tasting:

Source: Los Angeles Times January 27, 2021 15:02 UTC