No one uses chemicals to kill bed bugs around here.”“What do they use?”“Sorry, Sgt Makini, I just ordered the insecticide. If I tell you the alternative, who will I sell it to?”“I just asked for it,” I yell. Now I just did.”I’m about to go ballistic, when a small boy comes running, calling my name. “My sister,” he says, “she needs your help.”“What happened?”“She only said, ‘Go get the bloody policeman!’.”“Well, that’s me. “I’ll just clean the knife,” I tell Irene, “I mean, who knows.

Source: The Star May 31, 2020 01:52 UTC