If you have been lying awake at night wondering what went down when Rishi Sunak was guest of honour at Boris’s Big Barbecue Bash last weekend, well wonder no longer. I can tell you exactly what happened and put an end to your nocturnal musings. It all started with a show from BoJo. Out he jogged from No 10, hands in the air and We Are the Champions blaring, although he cocked up his timings so that the lyrics “And bad mistakes, I’ve made a few” bellowed out as he appeared. He then tied an apron around his waist that had the slogan “fit as a butcher’s dog” printed on it, did a few press-ups and mimed scoffing the string of sausages that Dominic Cummings

Source: The Times June 29, 2020 23:03 UTC