In the future, your car will detect if you are slightly drunk and ensure that you can no longer drive anywhere. If it detects you are extremely drunk, it will drive you into town for a kebab. If you are planning on going to a nightclub but your car detects that you are over 25, it will drive you home while playing disparaging music. In the future your mobile phone will also detect if you are drunk, and will prevent you from texting your ex. It will prevent you from bidding for items on eBay, including clothes two sizes too small, animals, people, and distant tropical islands.

Source: The Times March 22, 2019 00:03 UTC