Kids may say the darndest things, but parentspost about them in the funniest ways. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Instead, they’re going to put a granny pod in their back yard and stock the fridge with Diet Coke and cheese. So, yesterday I took him to a bowling alley for the first time and I’ve never seen him so elated. when i asked him what it was for he said, “im going to put it in my bed”.

Source: Huffington Post January 17, 2026 14:29 UTC