Let me tell you a tale of a close friend of mine named Angry Vagina. Per dating app rules, Angry Vagina must swipe left if a specimen makes her dry as a piece of sandpaper or otherwise disgusts her. (Angry V thus reinvents the fairy tale dating narrative, but this time in the style of Rapunzel. Swipe left, Angry V, swipe l . Mushroom-head-And just like that, Angry Vagina has to call it quits for the day until a phone charger can be found.

Source: Huffington Post January 17, 2017 04:24 UTC