Last week, you may have thought you read here that Ole could make this the beginning of a new Roaring Twenties. Welcome, instead, to the Boring Twenties, wherein United’s forwards can easily go three hours without scoring, and 90 Molineux minutes without even troubling the target. Flops instead of Flappers; bobs replaced by bobbins; and it still all ends in a great depression. It was like a would-be Total Football plan, except run through duff Dutch translation software, and thus everyone ended up looking like Total Feckers. Getting plastered could be on the agenda as soon as tomorrow night, though, should United unexpectedly beat City in the semi-final first leg.

Source: Irish Examiner January 06, 2020 05:15 UTC