Mayo players celebrating upon hearing a full-time whistle in Croke Park and Liverpool emoting after winning the Premier League title at Anfield. And the squeaking from the Liverpool faithful’s bottoms was deafening after Lucas Moura equalised, said bottoms in need of toilet paper when Sissoko advanced on their goal soon after. Neil Warnock has no such concerns about this title-chasing lark, his Cardiff City side lodged at the other end of the table, trying to stave off away trips to Brentford and Millwall next season. Warnock, incidentally, is a hardcore Brexiteer, the only thing he doesn’t want to leave is the Premier League. His wife’s tea leaves, alas, most possibly read: “There will be a Cardiff City withdrawal from the top flight any day soon, unless you escape by the skin of your shiny white teeth.

Source: The Irish Times March 31, 2019 20:48 UTC