In an announcement sure to cause widespread grief verging on hysteria, 2017 will be my final year writing the Secret Diary. Related Content Steve Braunias: Secret 2017 horoscopes, part two Steve Braunias: The Secret Diary of 2016 Steve Braunias: The secret 2017 horoscopes part oneOthers will come out of nowhere and declare their essential silliness. There's ... there's ... There's ... there's ... In his reply, he wondered aloud about whether I was "stuck in Secret Diary hell, having to pump one out every week...Eventually you're going to have to do a Secret Diary about yourself."

Source: New Zealand Herald January 13, 2017 16:00 UTC