“If you’re watching us from home right now, the good news is you have power.” — JIMMY KIMMEL“Oh, hell no! This storm has turned Texas into that ice level from Mario Kart. If I was in Texas right now, I’m carrying around a green shell with me, just to be safe.” — TREVOR NOAH“And you got to understand, this is especially tough for Texans because they’re not equipped for snow. But experts also say that Texas neglected and underinvested in its grid until it finally broke during the storm. Instead, they were too focused on getting cars for their passengers to bang in.” — TREVOR NOAH“You know the phrase ‘When hell freezes over?’ We’re getting close.

Source: New York Times February 17, 2021 05:37 UTC