(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. WASHINGTON – Outrage ensued after US President Donald Trump implemented the Jerusalem Embassy Act of 1995 to announce the relocation of the American embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, in turn recognising the latter as Israel’s capital. “Not only should Trump be held accountable for whatever happens in Israel/Palestine, he should also be answerable for what has happened in the region till date. I think we’ve finally found the reason why Middle East has remained so volatile for centuries,” said another Middle East analyst. “If you ever needed conclusive proof as to who is responsible for 1400 years of jihadism, look no further than Donald J Trump,” categorically said a Chicago-based Islamic scholar.

Source: Pakistan Today December 07, 2017 14:37 UTC