My son just told me that Sanskrit has been made a compulsory language in his school. If the kids learn some existing language like Spanish, at least they can communicate with half the world. Don’t get me wrong; I love my kids, but the woman I now plan to marry will never accept my kids. At the same time, if I don’t fight for their custody, everyone will think what a horrible father I am. That way, it’ll appear like you’re fighting for your kids, and also ensure that you don’t get their custody.

Source: dna June 17, 2017 00:41 UTC