I saw him approaching so I quickly covered my shame (eight large bags of Doritos) with a bumper pack of Coke cans. “You mean like when you told me that milkshake comes from cows that are force-fed strawberries?”You see, I’m gullible. For an entire summer I had to grab hold of the neighbour’s fences just to walk down the street. You always buy two of each, don’t you?” He convinced me by widening his eyes and nodding as he spoke. Bro had rapidly risen through the trustworthy ranks with his Coke can tales so why shouldn’t I have believed him?

Source: The Star May 12, 2019 10:52 UTC