Like most annoying hipster dingbat parents, my wife and I had a rigid plan for how we would raise our children. We would raise them like hipster wolves, wild and free. Wolves—but with better haircuts, cooler sneakers, and, occasionally, matching Patagonia vests. We would give our children names like Stargaze and Bark, and teach them to be empathetic citizens, at home in the natural world. Stargaze and Bark would eat organic only, and drink from mountain streams.

Source: Wall Street Journal January 26, 2018 17:10 UTC