She will declare happily that she has registered freshly shorn hair, and I will say, yes, five days ago. After a shower, I can give my hair a couple of passes with my fingers and it is sorted. The Toronto Star columnist Bruce Arthur once described me as having “hair like a Lego man,” and it was dead accurate. I’m growing a pandemic beard to distract from the pandemic mop. Maybe Nick and Frank’s, which is to say John, John or Ralph, does house calls.

Source: National Post April 10, 2020 14:16 UTC