Val, 72 yesterday, is a Radio 5 Live celebrity thanks to her appearances on Robbie’s shows. Anyway, while he’s been in hospital, the announcement that MPs are getting an extra £10,000 for coronavirus expenses really got my goat. PM Val would make sure anyone caught having a house or street party during lockdown gets banged up in jail. But after I ate six tiny portions in one go, I realised I’d have been better off buying the block. He’s a big reader and was bored because he’d read all his books and can’t get to the library.

Source: Daily Mirror April 10, 2020 22:05 UTC