Santa Claus was scheduled to return from his world-wide tour several hours ago, whereupon the annual, fabricated post-Christmas interview was to have commenced. Every minute being precious, we will attempt to corner Santa as he disembarks from his sleigh …LEADER-POST: Excuse me, Santa. SANTA: Being as frugal as we are, we had to be resourceful in order to scrape together the extra cash. And, given Charleston Hughes’ ability to track down the opposing quarterback, I thought he might enjoy some personalized Santa Sacks. SANTA: Kim Jong-un asked for a new set of golf clubs that will help him reduce his 18-hole score to 17.

Source: National Post December 26, 2019 12:56 UTC